Title: Is Online Business BS? Or Did I Dial The Wrong Number? - 65 And Learning*
I thought business was a 4-letter word.
I even wrote it like this in my notes: B-Z-N-Z. That's how mad I was.
I'm 65. I remember business as a handshake on Main Street. You knew the man, you knew the store. If he did you wrong, you knew where to find him.
Now? I tried dating online - ended up in a park trap. I tried Claim wise - ended up selling my phone number. I saw a number on TV for that 25k thing, dialed wrong - MY fault, my old eyes - and suddenly I'm getting calls about solar panels.
I said, this whole internet business is BS. And for a while, I meant it.
But here's what I learned. And it's my fault I didn't see it sooner.
The internet wasn't supposed to replace brick and mortar. It was supposed to be an extension of it. But the criminal element figured out you don't need the brick. You just need to LOOK like a business for 3 seconds. That's the animal we got now.
So I filtered it. 90% is BS. 10% is real. I live in the 10% now.
Real is Loctite Blue 242 on my trike basket bolts.
Real is apples and nuts in the morning, salmon cakes when my stomach tells me it needs protein.
Real is a blue adult trike I'm saving for, so I can DoorDash on three wheels.
Real is a $70 Giro MIPS helmet, not a $600 airbag vest.
My fault, my fix, my trike, my street. That's my business now.
- What I thought online business was BS?
- Why it felt personal at 65
*2. Story 1: The Park Trap (Dating)*
- What happened, short version
- What it taught me about no-face business
*3. Story 2: My Fault - I Dialed Wrong*
- I own this one. Blurry TV number, my eyes, my dial
- How one wrong number puts you on 100 lists
- Lesson: Double check, write it down, call back tomorrow
*4. Story 3: The Guru With The Rented Lambo*
- "Secret system" BS
- Why real business is boring and that's good
*5. The Turn: What Real Online Business Looks Like At 65*
- AdSense $17 RPM - I write, they click, Google pays. Real.
- DoorDash trike - I ride, I deliver, they pay. Real.
- Loctite on bolts - I do the work so food don't fall off. Real.
*6. The Filter: 3 Questions I Ask Now Before I Call Anything*
- 1. Do they have a real address I can see?
- 2. Do they want my SSN/bank before product?
- 3. Do they promise money with no work?
- If yes to 2 and 3 = BS.
*7. Close: Brick, Mortar, and Loctite*
- Internet is just a tool, not the business
- Blue trike, blue Loctite, blue collar work
- My fault, my fix.
The song!
Von Bro'