SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: “THE HEAD SHRINKER”

This story is about a shrink who has many clients whom he has to see daily and about their many attempts to affect him or to tempt him with their addictions.
Doctor Calmer:  “Hi Bill!” ‘It is good to see you again, but I am not happy about the circumstances of this encounter.”  “You were making such progress the last time I saw you and now, why are you back?”
Bill:  “I never though of my self of being crazy, or having a sexual addiction, however this recurring  dream keeps coming to me, and I can’t explain it.”
Doctor Calmer:  “What kind of dreams are you having?”
Bill:  “Strange, weird dreams!”
Doctor Calmer:  “What makes you think these dreams are sexual in nature?’ ‘Your profile is kleptomania.”  “You can’t control your erg to steal things.”  “Why do think the dreams are sexual in nature?” 
Bill:  “Well, you are the doctor, you tell me what's  going on!”  “The dream starts the same way.”  “I am trying to break into this house and I am having some difficulty.”  “Then I am in and there are all kinds of good things to steal.”  Suddenly out of no where, a huge penis comes and starts thrashing the life out of me.”  “I try to fight back, but it is too big and to fast for me.”  “I never even got a chance to see what or who was holding the penis.”  “It just beats me down real bad, and I remember waking up outside the house again on the front lawn, covered with urine.”
Doctor Calmer:  “This does not prove that your dreams are sexual in nature.”  “Your sexual inadequacies do to erectile dysfunction are simply  affecting your sub-courteous ,  making you feel a lack of confidence to successfully break into homes and steal things.”
Bill:  “Hey!”  “I never said anything about any erectile dysfunction!”
Doctor Calmer:  “You did not need to.”  “When you told me about your dream,’ ‘It was quite clear to me.”  “That is all for today.”  “Your session is up.”
NEXT PATIENT
Doctor Calmer:  “Hiahkeem”!  “How are you today?”
Hiahkeem:  “Horny as ever doc.”  “I don’t think the treatment is going to help me.”  “I got to have me some sex.”  “I don’t think I am sick.”  “I feel anyone that do-not do the same is strange.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Am I one of those people you think is strange?”  “Be honest!”
Hiahkeem:  “Well, no’…’not really.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Be honest!”
Hiahkeem:  “Well, no’…’not really strange, but you never smile, hardly.”  “If you went out and get you some, that would put a smile on your face.”  “A big smile.”
Doctor Calmer:   “Why do you really think that I should go out and get me some?”  “Do you really think I would need to do it for me or would it be more for you to feel more normal.”
Hiahkeem:  “I never though of it that way before, but yes, I think you just touched on something.”  “Yes.”  “That would make me feel real normal.”  “Come with me to the strip club, and then we will go to a ‘cat house’.”
Doctor Calmer: “What about my wife?”  “If I went with you, how would it affect her?”
Hakeem:  “I have been meaning to ask you about that.”  “How can you just be happy with just one woman?”  “I have tried it, it does not work for me.”  I see other women, and I got to have them too.”  “What is my problem doc”….. He says as he starts to cry.
TO BE CONTINUED

PORN, A TEST O BOOST?

    Some feel that the use of porn has its place, but really? A testosterone boost?
True enough, increased sexual activity helps to stimulate ones testosterone, but that alone is not the answer.  Especially if it is by using porn and all the messy biz that comes along with it.  Erectile dis-function is a medical problem, more than a psychological one,so to treat it only psychologically will not work.  One most never forget that E.D. is a sure sign that one has an even more serious problem going on with ones health, that may be contributing to the problem.  In fact, all the things that ones are told by physicians to do to boost testosterone, are things that one should be doing anyway, if one wants to continue living as long as one would live.
Porn is not one of them.
Word!

Von Bro' 

BRAKE FREE

Facts About Pornography (4)

 

 

EVERY DAY

 

 

An average of more than 2 Million pornographic films are rented in the United States alone.

 

 

 

Facts About Pornography (3)

 

 

 

EVERY HOUR

 

 

 

Nearly two hard-core pornographic videos are released in the United States.

That is 48 a day,

336 a week,

1344 a month,and

16,128 porn videos a year, which is fueling ones addictions year after year, unless on can break free.

Facts About Pornography: (2)

 

 

 

EVERY MINUTE:

 

 

 

Internet users send more than 1.7 Million pornographic e-mails.

 

This encourages others to become addicted to porn and also sexual addictions as well.

Facts About Pornography: (1)

 

 

Every Second

 

 

Nearly 30.000 people use pornographic Web sites.

That is over the population of a city and some states.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO MANY THINGS, HOWEVER PORN REIGNS KING:

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Dear Friend,
I think I know how you might be feeling right now. The lack of control, the self hate, the hopelessness, anxiety, low self esteem, and depression. Perhaps you also have a partner who you are tired of lying to about your addiction ... or maybe they have already found out and your relationship is strained or breaking!
This is life for a porn addict and it is a miserable and lonely existence without help or support for the most part. Friends and family may not understand or be able to help, the taboo nature of this addiction makes it hard to even seek help! The fear of even being laughed at because most people do not understand that pornography can be an addiction keeps you locked in a cage of fear and loathing."......more