Friday, May 22, 2015

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: “THE HEAD SHRINKER” LAST TIME ON HEAD SHRINKER:




Doctor Calmer:   “Why do you really think that I should go out and get me some?”  “Do you really think I would need to do it for me or would it be more for you to feel more normal.”
Hiahkeem:  “I never though of it that way before, but yes, I think you just touched on something.”  “Yes.”  “That would make me feel real normal.”  “Come with me to the strip club, and then we will go to a ‘cat house’.”
Doctor Calmer: “What about my wife?”  “If I went with you, how would it affect her?”
Hiahkeem:  “I have been meaning to ask you about that.”  “How can you just be happy with just one woman?”  “I have tried it, it does not work for me.”  I see other women, and I got to have them too.”  “What is my problem doc”….. He says as he starts to cry.
TO BE CONTINUED


Doctor Calmer: “I am sorry son, our session is up for today, however I will tell you this.  It is not completely your fault.  A lot of behaviors have been programed into all of us  against our will, and without us even knowing it.  Go home to your wife, and think about the things we talked about to day.”
Hiahkeem: “Okay doc. I will.  Sorry for the disrespectfulness.  I don’t know what came over me.”
Doctor Calmer: “It is quite alright.  There are forces at work, you are not aware of, or would not understand or believe if I told you.  Check with Lisa on your way out.  Looking forward to our next session.”
Hiahkeem: “Okay! I will.”
The doctor’s next visitor is not a patent, although the type of job he does, will almost guarantee one day he will be.  He is a police officer whom has to hunt down and capture sexual predators and rapists and murders of all sorts. and he is in his office on a case.
Doctor Calmer: “Detective Styles.  I can’t say I am glad to see you, and by the look on your face, I might not make it home before my dinner is cold.”
Detective Styles: “What! are you Psychic?  You always have a way creepily reading what’s on my mind by looking at my face.  However doc,  It aint good.  We have a hostage situation, and we need you badly  Yous maybe real late for supper.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Okay!  I’ll get my coat.
TO BE CONTINUED.
BRAKE FREE