Short stories and poems Presents: Title; "This is a Fantasy love Story.

 This is a Fantasy love Story.

This story is about a man who concluded that living with a real woman Was not an option anymore. He had been in so many relationships that were bad, that he decided to go to one of these websites to purchase him one of those dolls, mechanical dolls, but then he decided no mechanical doll, that might be almost too real. So, he decided to get one of those dolls that did not move too much by themselves.  But to his surprise, something happened in the shipping of his product. 

It just so happens that the person that was packaging up his doll to ship noticed that the doll looked a lot like herself. Yeah, she was a female working in this packing plant. She kept thinking about it, "I got this crazy idea because the doll looks so much like me. Why don't I just put myself in the box." She decided she was going to take a chance to fix the package so that she could fit in the box and she was going to Mail herself to him, because she has seen his address, and it was a very rich neighborhood, and she always wanted to live there. She went through all the particular plans and making sure she would be able to breathe, but then she had to figure out a way that after she got delivered, how was she going pull off pretending to be a doll when she was a real girl. Decisions, decisions. However, she got the plan together. The hardest part was pretending to be a doll.

    Finally, the day came. The man got his package off the porch and brought it inside and was surprised at how it was a little bit heavier than expected, but he did not pay it any mind.         Finally, he opens the box and looks at it.  "She looks so beautiful". He thought to himself.   He was surprised at how real she felt too.  So, he gave her a name.  In time she was able to pretend to be a doll just holding her breath and praying that She would not do something to give herself away, while he was touching her and doing whatever. It was so hard for her to resist it but she kept silent loving every minute of it fore she always want to live in that neighborhood that he lived in because when she was in the packing plant she noticed his neighborhood, rich neighborhood he was very wealthy.  It was just too tempting to resist. Then one day something happened. I do not know if it was maybe an allergy or something but then she was trying to best to keep from sneezing but then it happened. She sneezes and not thinking about it he said, "Bless you!" and then she said: Thank you!  However, then he jumped back fell off the bed what you said you said something you spoke you sneaky what is going on please explain.

Doll perpetrator: "I'm sorry but I can explain!"

Customer:  "No you cannot explain.' 'This is crazy." you are supposed to be a doll, and you not supposed to be talking" what is happened?"

 And then she started to explain to him what happened. 

Doll perpetrator:  "When I was packing up but by myself, so I decided that I wanted to take a chance and take the doll's place in the box. I thought maybe you might fall in love with me and realize that you needed a real girl instead of a mechanical doll." The conversation went something like this

Doll perpetrator: "My name is Monica and I work for the company that makes those dolls."  "I got this idea to replace the doll with myself.  However, I noticed the doll looked so much like me. Think that you would not notice it at first." "Then didn't think it through, I guess."

Customer: "Oh yes you didn't think it through." "I guess you did not."  "Did you not think that eventually, I would notice That you were a real girl". "Did you not think maybe that you could give me a heart attack or something."  "Not to mention the fact that with me having relations with you thinking that you are a doll, that when you got pregnant with my child, I would be kind of confused about what's going on and you would've been found out that way?

Doll perpetrator: Well yes, but I was hoping by then you would be in love with me, then we could start fresh."

Customer: "No! "I don't think so, but this is what you're going to do." "You're going to leave my home."  "I don't care how you get home but just go."  "Go back to your job the next day and packaged up the doll that I ordered."  "If you do this and make this right,’ ‘I'll pretend like this never happened." You will not lose your job." "Agree?"

Doll perpetrator: "OK I'll do that I'm sorry it's just that;” “Never mind,’ ‘bye."

The man kept his agreement as well. He did not report it to the company, and he did not cause her to lose her job with the company.   He just forgot about it just like he said, well, he tried to forget about it. 

    Days later, the original doll he ordered arrived in the Mail and he took it out of the box and he did everything to check to make sure that it was a real doll.  He was happy but then he noticed that the doll somehow, something was not quite right. However, for all intended purposes it functioned well as it was supposed to, but he notices it seemed so still, so cold and lifeless that he just could not help thinking that something was missing. And it did not seem to move the way it should, or it was not as pliable as he thought it would be. It just seemed dead. It just seemed wrong and the smell was different too as well. Then of course it dawned on him, it was because she was not real, and he had gotten used to the real girl that was perpetrating the doll, all so much that deep down inside he didn't want the doll anymore,  but he wanted her back because he felt like a part of him was missing. However, he did not know how to get in touch with the girl except for the fact that he knew where she worked.   He started a search to try to find her. Finally, his search proved to be successful. He wrote her a letter, sent it to her explaining how you felt about her and he had thought it over for a long time and came to the decision.   " I'm sending the doll back to the store I'll just report and say that something defective was in it and I just want my money back."  "Actually, What I do want is,  I think that I want you instead". Can you please forgive me for overreacting about what you did? Please, you know my address, please come to my home soon so we can discuss our future together.  I think I want you to be my wife"

In time the letter arrived at her home, she notices the address right away when she got the letter out of the mailbox. She got the letter out started reading it is sweating palms sweating and tears in her eyes and everything and she couldn't wait to get on the phone and call him to let him know she got his letter and she is so excited and she would love to be his wife.

However, it was something she had to tell him. She was not going to say anything about it at first,  but the encounter they had together produced a child. She was going to bear him a son in three more months because she had done the ultrasound and she found out it was a boy.

When he got the news that he was going to be a father he was very excited and said he couldn't wait for her to come over so they can make their plans together as husband and wife forever or even as long as it could be, and we have so many things to say to each other. I just cannot wait.

Finally, the day came they met they had supper they talked and then also the next day they went to the doctor, and the pregnancy was progressing well. And the doctor told him, it could be any day now, maybe in the next 2 weeks. Then he said:  "I'm going to decide it before the child is born to get a justice of the peace, and we will become husband and wife right away so when the child is born he will have a mother and father already married.  They got married the very next day and everything was beautiful. In time the child was born, and it was a healthy baby boy and starts to grow fast too and their love for one another grew, and they just were so happy, and finally to make a long story short. They lived happily ever after. The end.

VON BRO'

"Ain't nothing like the real thing" Word!

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS:LAST TIME ON DREAM POWER:: "The final Conflict"!

 Doctor Calmer: "Is everyone in position?"

FBI AGENT 1: "Yes doc, "plan is working like clockwork." "There is a bunch of clones coming your way, get ready!"

Doctor Calmer: "Roger that"

Back on the final Sith homeworld.:

Darth Sidious: "Lord Darn"  "I have felt a major trimmer in the force." You must attack his homeworld at once!"

Crimson Darn II: "Yes my master, I felt it too, and also my last encounter with Darth Winter, his thoughts betrayed him."  "He revealed a weakness for a certain female."

Darth Sidious: "Excellent!"  "That will be his undoing" "Launch immediately!"  "So it has been confirmed that this Darth Winter and Jedi master Jo Jo Wrath are one and the same?"

Crimson Darn II: "Correct, my master." "He is a spy, and has been reporting to the new republic all along."

Darth Sidious: "At last we know the truth." "You know what to do, He must be silenced at once."  "Destroy his homeworld, leave no survivors."

Crimson Darn II:  "As you wish, my master!"

TO BE CONTINUED:

The dark forces on the last Sith home-world prepare their attack,  evil forces from across the multiverse converge on the planet earth, Also the Lukus-Jeral Armada are finishing up their training.  The Caminoian High Chancler  is explaining the "Anti-Judas bullet Sniper-Alert system":

Caminoian High Chancler: "This device is very important." "Whenever a Judas bullet is launched, it will sound a tone."  "The moment one hears the tone, press the big red button on the control panel to launch the interceptor."  "It will intercept the bullet, triangulate on the shooter, launch a counter-attack, neutralizing the target." "Anything within a 50 ft. radius will be destroyed."  "So use discretion when using this device."  "The clone army made from you off-spring is the finest ever." "Very intelligent and uncommon students.

Luke: "I speak for me and my wife, and Queen!" "We are honored!"

Cara: "Husband? Address the army of our children to help them prepare their minds for the mission.

As Luke prepares his army for the mission, on earth, Doctor Calmer is engaged in the fight for his life.:

Doctor Calmer: "I'm in position, and I see them coming."  "Where is John Morton?"

FBI AGENT 1:  "He's on the way,' 'He got tided up with a situation, real hackers tried to hack the A. I bots to try to use them to rob stores and banks." However they were successful in hacking some inferior bots, so he was deterred for a spell, but he is on the way." eta 5 mins.

Doctor Calmer: "Great!"  "I feel I can hold them off until then."  "Don't send any reinforcements until the last minute,' 'I want them all in the target area before I spring my trap."  "I want all to go down at once."

FBI AGENT 1: Roger that!."  "We are all ready!"  "Waiting for your signal."

Doctor Calmer: "Roger!" "Stand by!"

As the confrontation escalates, evil forces are closing in on earth. Crimson Darm II and his troops warp into orbit first, then 3 star-destroyers and a new and improved Death Star.  However, the closer they get to earth, the more his troops seem disturbed.  He questions them:

Crimson Darn II: "What is the matter with you, launch the shuttles, attack."  The troops a frozen in fear."

Darth Sidious: "Lord Darn."  "What is it,  I feel a powerful dread coming from your troops."  "Pull back at once, and send out a scout ship to investigate the cause."

Crimson Darn II: "As you wish, my master." Meanwhile, the Lukus-Jeral Armada arrives:

Luke: "Put us in an orbit on the opposite side of the planet to the invading ship.?"

Cara: "Yes my King!"  "Tactical is on the viewscreen."

Luke: "Send one ship of our forces to the surface to offer resistance to any invaders that might show up."  "Open a hailing frequency to that lead destroyer?"

Cara: " It is done, My King!"  Back on the planet Doctor John Morton has arrived, with A. I. bots in full force:

Doctor John Morton: "I hear Doc."  "Get ready to spring your trap, I'm in position!"

Doctor Calmer: "Roger."  "They are almost in the target area!".  "Stand by!"

The doctor's plan is to wait until all the clones are close enough, then build his suit up to an overload and at the last moment discharge a large electronic blast to knock all the clones unconscious.  Back on Crimson Darn's ship, the scout ship returns.  However, they bring an unexpected report:

Crimson Darn II: "What is your report?"

Stormtrooper Leader: "It seems that everyone that reads this book I brought back, has some kind of strong and powerful ora coming from them, and the troops get very disturbed and they have to get as far away from them as they can.

Crimson Darn II: "Let me see that!."  "Some kind of sorcery perhaps."  "As he looked over the text, he started to laugh hysterically. He thought to himself: "What is the "Holy Bible." Then as he thumbed through it he said:

Crimson Darn II:  "This is nothing more than some kind of religious book, and quite harmless to us."  "It is designed to create a bunch of sheep to be slaughtered.  and slaughter them we shall."  "Only ones that have not fully given themselves over to the dark side will be affected by this book."  "Send the affected troops to reconditioning.

Stormtrooper Leader: "As you wish, Lord Darn." Then his Master contacts him

Darth Sidious: "What is the nature of this disturbance?"

Crimson Darn II: "It is nothing, my Master!." "Just some religious book."  "Those on the planet that read it, are like sheep for the slaughtering."

Darth Sidious: "Caution!, lord Darn?"  "Never underestimate the power of hope!"

Crimson Darn II: "Yes, my Master!"  Then he gave the command: "Charge Weapons!"  "Star primary ignition.! "Prepare to fire the "Death Star."  Suddenly a dark figure appears: 

Darth Winter: "You might want to delay that order!"

Darth Sidious: "Deal With him now!"

Crimson Darn II: "With pleasure, my Master!"  "Now you will die like the traitor you are."  "Darth Winter!" "or should I call you: "Jedi Master Jo Jo Wrath"

Darth Winter: "Potatoe, Potata, whatever," "Let's do it.!" The battle begins and in no time Jo-Jo Wrath defeats all his troops, and some seem to just drop dead from fear or the dread of having to face him." "finale only Crimson Darn II remained, and he escaped in an assault vessel headed back to the homeworld as Jo-Jo Wrath pulled a remote detonator out of his pocket and set off the charges he had planted a long time ago, destroying the death star and the 3-star destroyers while pursuing Crimson Darn II in another assault vessel. However, the Lukus-Jeral Armada is in hot pursuit as well.  Meanwhile Back on Earth:

Doctor Calmer: "Now!"  'Converge." "The suit is building up an overload!" After all the clones had him totally surrounded he sprung his trap. The shock wave knocked out all the clones and Doctor Calmer as well, for just a moment.  The doctor gets himself back together as FBI agents and the police came in and rounded up all the clones and took them away.  Across the galaxies, on the very final Sith homeworld Jedi master, Jo-Jo Wrath has arrived to find out that Luke and Cara have been captured. The underestimated Crimson Darn II.  He had surprised them and cut off their arms and placed metal bands on them and placed them on a very powerful electromagnetic table. Knowing that all they need to do is reach their arms, they could put themselves back together, Crimson Darn II. keeps the far away, and purposely holds them captive to lure Jo-Jo Wrath into Darth Sidious's trap.  As Jo-Jo Wrath enters the Emperor reveals himself and says:

Darth Sidious: "Welcome to your death, master Jedi!"

Jo-Jo Wrath:  "Thank you, and welcome to yours!"

Darth Sidious: "Even now, in the end, you still want to maintain your wit."  "It is your downfall, as well as your flirtation with the dark side as a spy for the new Republic."  "Did you really think we would not be able to see through your disguise?"How stupid!"

Jo-Jo Wrath: "Well cuz,"  "I kind of wanted you to feel at home with me, being that it kind of stupid being a Sith Lord."

Darth Sidious: "Oh no my friend, you are about to find our whom the stupid one is"

"Meet my 12 Apostles." As 12 more clones of himself appeared out of the darkness.

Jo-Jo Wrath: "Oh!, I do like your style, to Wit' "There is strength in numbers."  "However, I am about to do a number on you.

Darth Sidious: "I have had enough of your smug attitude." "Hit him, boys!!"

As all thirteen of them hit him with the force of lightning, he pretended that he was not expecting it as he was absorbing all of that energy into a device under his close.

Then he said:

Jo-Jo Wrath:  "Well I'll be struck by lightning, that was so clever."  The Emporer since something was wrong and trying to dis-engage, he said:

Darth Sidious: "No this is not possible"

Jo-Jo Wrath: "Yes it is really possible, and too late to disconnect."  However, don't worry it will be over soon because I have just about absorbed enough energy to finish the task."  "The trouble with you is that you don't know how to die and stay dead.

Darth Sidious: "No! this can't be happening!"

Jo-Jo Wrath: "Oh yes, it is"  "And now it is time to put it in to reverse and turn down the temperature a bit, let's say freezing and all of yall just CHILL OUT!!" He said as he reversed the force lightning freezing them so solid that the rapid freezing shattered them to pieces and the wind took them away.  Then he helped Luke and Cara pull themselves back together, and they all departed for home.

THE END

VON BRO'

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