Doctor Calmer: "Is everyone in position?"
FBI AGENT 1: "Yes doc, "plan is working like clockwork." "There is a bunch of clones coming your way, get ready!"
Doctor Calmer: "Roger that"
Back on the final Sith homeworld.:
Darth Sidious: "Lord Darn" "I have felt a major trimmer in the force." You must attack his homeworld at once!"
Crimson Darn II: "Yes my master, I felt it too, and also my last encounter with Darth Winter, his thoughts betrayed him." "He revealed a weakness for a certain female."
Darth Sidious: "Excellent!" "That will be his undoing" "Launch immediately!" "So it has been confirmed that this Darth Winter and Jedi master Jo Jo Wrath are one and the same?"
Crimson Darn II: "Correct, my master." "He is a spy, and has been reporting to the new republic all along."
Darth Sidious: "At last we know the truth." "You know what to do, He must be silenced at once." "Destroy his homeworld, leave no survivors."
Crimson Darn II: "As you wish, my master!"
TO BE CONTINUED:
The dark forces on the last Sith home-world prepare their attack, evil forces from across the multiverse converge on the planet earth, Also the Lukus-Jeral Armada are finishing up their training. The Caminoian High Chancler is explaining the "Anti-Judas bullet Sniper-Alert system":
Caminoian High Chancler: "This device is very important." "Whenever a Judas bullet is launched, it will sound a tone." "The moment one hears the tone, press the big red button on the control panel to launch the interceptor." "It will intercept the bullet, triangulate on the shooter, launch a counter-attack, neutralizing the target." "Anything within a 50 ft. radius will be destroyed." "So use discretion when using this device." "The clone army made from you off-spring is the finest ever." "Very intelligent and uncommon students.
Luke: "I speak for me and my wife, and Queen!" "We are honored!"
Cara: "Husband? Address the army of our children to help them prepare their minds for the mission.
As Luke prepares his army for the mission, on earth, Doctor Calmer is engaged in the fight for his life.:
Doctor Calmer: "I'm in position, and I see them coming." "Where is John Morton?"
FBI AGENT 1: "He's on the way,' 'He got tided up with a situation, real hackers tried to hack the A. I bots to try to use them to rob stores and banks." However they were successful in hacking some inferior bots, so he was deterred for a spell, but he is on the way." eta 5 mins.
Doctor Calmer: "Great!" "I feel I can hold them off until then." "Don't send any reinforcements until the last minute,' 'I want them all in the target area before I spring my trap." "I want all to go down at once."
FBI AGENT 1: Roger that!." "We are all ready!" "Waiting for your signal."
Doctor Calmer: "Roger!" "Stand by!"
As the confrontation escalates, evil forces are closing in on earth. Crimson Darm II and his troops warp into orbit first, then 3 star-destroyers and a new and improved Death Star. However, the closer they get to earth, the more his troops seem disturbed. He questions them:
Crimson Darn II: "What is the matter with you, launch the shuttles, attack." The troops a frozen in fear."
Darth Sidious: "Lord Darn." "What is it, I feel a powerful dread coming from your troops." "Pull back at once, and send out a scout ship to investigate the cause."
Crimson Darn II: "As you wish, my master." Meanwhile, the Lukus-Jeral Armada arrives:
Luke: "Put us in an orbit on the opposite side of the planet to the invading ship.?"
Cara: "Yes my King!" "Tactical is on the viewscreen."
Luke: "Send one ship of our forces to the surface to offer resistance to any invaders that might show up." "Open a hailing frequency to that lead destroyer?"
Cara: " It is done, My King!" Back on the planet Doctor John Morton has arrived, with A. I. bots in full force:
Doctor John Morton: "I hear Doc." "Get ready to spring your trap, I'm in position!"
Doctor Calmer: "Roger." "They are almost in the target area!". "Stand by!"
The doctor's plan is to wait until all the clones are close enough, then build his suit up to an overload and at the last moment discharge a large electronic blast to knock all the clones unconscious. Back on Crimson Darn's ship, the scout ship returns. However, they bring an unexpected report:
Crimson Darn II: "What is your report?"
Stormtrooper Leader: "It seems that everyone that reads this book I brought back, has some kind of strong and powerful ora coming from them, and the troops get very disturbed and they have to get as far away from them as they can.
Crimson Darn II: "Let me see that!." "Some kind of sorcery perhaps." "As he looked over the text, he started to laugh hysterically. He thought to himself: "What is the "Holy Bible." Then as he thumbed through it he said:
Crimson Darn II: "This is nothing more than some kind of religious book, and quite harmless to us." "It is designed to create a bunch of sheep to be slaughtered. and slaughter them we shall." "Only ones that have not fully given themselves over to the dark side will be affected by this book." "Send the affected troops to reconditioning.
Stormtrooper Leader: "As you wish, Lord Darn." Then his Master contacts him
Darth Sidious: "What is the nature of this disturbance?"
Crimson Darn II: "It is nothing, my Master!." "Just some religious book." "Those on the planet that read it, are like sheep for the slaughtering."
Darth Sidious: "Caution!, lord Darn?" "Never underestimate the power of hope!"
Crimson Darn II: "Yes, my Master!" Then he gave the command: "Charge Weapons!" "Star primary ignition.! "Prepare to fire the "Death Star." Suddenly a dark figure appears:
Darth Winter: "You might want to delay that order!"
Darth Sidious: "Deal With him now!"
Crimson Darn II: "With pleasure, my Master!" "Now you will die like the traitor you are." "Darth Winter!" "or should I call you: "Jedi Master Jo Jo Wrath"
Darth Winter: "Potatoe, Potata, whatever," "Let's do it.!" The battle begins and in no time Jo-Jo Wrath defeats all his troops, and some seem to just drop dead from fear or the dread of having to face him." "finale only Crimson Darn II remained, and he escaped in an assault vessel headed back to the homeworld as Jo-Jo Wrath pulled a remote detonator out of his pocket and set off the charges he had planted a long time ago, destroying the death star and the 3-star destroyers while pursuing Crimson Darn II in another assault vessel. However, the Lukus-Jeral Armada is in hot pursuit as well. Meanwhile Back on Earth:
Doctor Calmer: "Now!" 'Converge." "The suit is building up an overload!" After all the clones had him totally surrounded he sprung his trap. The shock wave knocked out all the clones and Doctor Calmer as well, for just a moment. The doctor gets himself back together as FBI agents and the police came in and rounded up all the clones and took them away. Across the galaxies, on the very final Sith homeworld Jedi master, Jo-Jo Wrath has arrived to find out that Luke and Cara have been captured. The underestimated Crimson Darn II. He had surprised them and cut off their arms and placed metal bands on them and placed them on a very powerful electromagnetic table. Knowing that all they need to do is reach their arms, they could put themselves back together, Crimson Darn II. keeps the far away, and purposely holds them captive to lure Jo-Jo Wrath into Darth Sidious's trap. As Jo-Jo Wrath enters the Emperor reveals himself and says:
Darth Sidious: "Welcome to your death, master Jedi!"
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Thank you, and welcome to yours!"
Darth Sidious: "Even now, in the end, you still want to maintain your wit." "It is your downfall, as well as your flirtation with the dark side as a spy for the new Republic." "Did you really think we would not be able to see through your disguise?"How stupid!"
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Well cuz," "I kind of wanted you to feel at home with me, being that it kind of stupid being a Sith Lord."
Darth Sidious: "Oh no my friend, you are about to find our whom the stupid one is"
"Meet my 12 Apostles." As 12 more clones of himself appeared out of the darkness.
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Oh!, I do like your style, to Wit' "There is strength in numbers." "However, I am about to do a number on you.
Darth Sidious: "I have had enough of your smug attitude." "Hit him, boys!!"
As all thirteen of them hit him with the force of lightning, he pretended that he was not expecting it as he was absorbing all of that energy into a device under his close.
Then he said:
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Well I'll be struck by lightning, that was so clever." The Emporer since something was wrong and trying to dis-engage, he said:
Darth Sidious: "No this is not possible"
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Yes it is really possible, and too late to disconnect." However, don't worry it will be over soon because I have just about absorbed enough energy to finish the task." "The trouble with you is that you don't know how to die and stay dead.
Darth Sidious: "No! this can't be happening!"
Jo-Jo Wrath: "Oh yes, it is" "And now it is time to put it in to reverse and turn down the temperature a bit, let's say freezing and all of yall just CHILL OUT!!" He said as he reversed the force lightning freezing them so solid that the rapid freezing shattered them to pieces and the wind took them away. Then he helped Luke and Cara pull themselves back together, and they all departed for home.
THE END
VON BRO'
Tune in next time. all the stories will be back to normal, well as normal as can be, in an imperfect world. Word!
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