Wednesday, May 10, 2023

Short Stories and Poems Presents! ANTI-WITCH-CRAFT ASSOCIATION ENFORCEMENT COMMISSION

 A Preacher is tired of losing members to the fascination with the occult tries to do something about it himself and finds himself over his head. even his wife and kids turned out to be witches! He was full of despair until he found this website.  www.awcaicwecarryoutthelawofmoses.gov . After he met them, things started to change!  Our story begins in his office as Bishop Willis visits him to discuss the goings on of his church, and why money is missing from the treasury.

Bishop Willis:  "David, my son, what is happening at this church?"  "You came highly recommended, graduated with honors in the top,  head of your class ".  "As Pastor of this church, you are responsible for all the goings on of your flock!"  "What do you have to say for yourself?"  Pastor David Armstrong was silent as tears welled up in his eyes and began to stream down his face.

David:  "Bishop!"  He said in tears and so distraught that no other words could be uttered!

Bishop Willis:  "Oh my son, what is it." "What has happened?"  "Is all the stories I have been told true?"  "Loss of members, money being stolen from the church, and your wife and your 3 daughters are involved in witchcraft?"`  He just shook his head as he continued to cry, and said:

David: "Yes!"

Bishop Willis:  "I'm afraid in light of these events, you are going to have to be removed as Pastor of this church, for you no longer meet the spiritual requirements of residing over his household in a fine way, and children under subjection! "  "I hope you understand?"

David: "I understand Sir!"

Bishop Willis:  "You are a fine young man my son, and when you came here, I had high hopes for you".  "Don't be discouraged for God does not let us be tried with what we can not bear"  "That which does not kill you, makes you stronger!"  "Please don't let this kill you!?"

David: "I will do my best sir!"  In his mind he started to resight the 23 Psalm:  Jehovah is my Shepherd.+

I will lack nothing.+

 In grassy pastures he makes me lie down;

He leads me to well-watered resting places.*+

 He refreshes me.*+

He leads me in the paths* of righteousness for the sake of his name.+

 Though I walk in the valley of deep shadow,+

I fear no harm,+

For you are with me;+

Your rod and your staff reassure me.*

 You prepare a table for me before my enemies.+

You refresh* my head with oil;+

My cup is well-filled.+

 Surely goodness and loyal love will pursue me all the days of my life,+

And I will dwell in the house of Jehovah for all my days.+

Later that day on the phone with his wife:

David:  "Listen you evil witch, you need to return the money!?"

Wife:  "No! , and you better not call the po po either, or I will cast a spell on you and even more terrible things will happen to you!"  "Ha!, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"  "Go bye preacher man!"  After she hung up he started searching the web until he found a site that caught his eye:www.awcaicwecarryoutthelawofmoses.gov.

The site offered help to those troubled by ones practicing witchcraft and voodoo and all kinds of sorceries. So he signed up.  The next day a tech team showed up to install some special upgrades to his home security and automation system and said, whenever there is a problem, just call our 1-800 number and our agents will do the rest!  Moments later, he heard a noise outside and he looked out the window and got a big surprise!  He quickly dialed the 1800 number and said:

David:  "Hello, There is a tornado coming towards my house and it does not look normal."  "An image of my wife's face is at the top of it!"  "What the hell?"

Agent:  "I will be so glad to help you with that sir, and in view of your emergency, I will expedite the troubleshooting!"  "David Armstrong, correct, and a new customer?"

David: "Yes!"

Agent:  "Thank you,  and running an ITG to troubleshoot your issue"   "Okay sir on my computer screen it says your issue is being resolved!  can you confirm that sir?"

David:  "Why, yes it just turned itself upside down and vanished!" "How did you do that?" 

Agent:  "Sorry sir, this is a government agency and that is classified." "Is there anything else I can help you with"

David: "Well, No Thanks! And God Bless You!"

Agent:  "Thank you, and God Bless you". "Thank you for being a client of  the ANTI-WITCH-CRAFT ASSOCIATION ENFORCEMENT COMMISSION, and have a nice day!"

After he got off the phone, he was so overjoyed he did not know what to do with himself, so he just sang praises to God, until he fell asleep.

TO BE CONTINUED

VON BRO'



Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Short Stories and Poems Presents! "A PLACE IN TIME F0R A KILL" (SUBTITLE; "TIME GRAVITY WELLS")

       Time travel has been featured in literature over the ages. Closely linked with most of the moves of our time.  T V. Shows like time tunnel ABC's long-running series. Star Trek, Time Bandits, Back to the Future's 1, 2, and 3", Time Cop, to name a few!  Why the fascination with time and time travel?  I don't know what other people's reasons are, my sole reason is to go back and get a more accurate record of history.  It is well known that most empires, only recorded what made them look good!  In reality, what are the reasons most people would want to go bake in time to do?  Yes! You said it! MONEY!  To get rich, or to fix some problems in their life.  I would like to think that all scientists, would have a nobler reason to travel through time, but every movie and TV show has explored every dark temptation.  The truth of the matter, one needs to be intelligent enough to make the right decisions as we come to them. That takes parental guidance.  Something most individuals are deprived of.  That is why knowledge of time travel is a very dangerous tool in the wrong hands.  Thus our story: "A PLACE IN TIME, FOR A KILL!" 

         Our Story begins in a lab in Washington D. C., the nation's capital. Dr. Mannis, a brilliant scientist discovered the concept of time gravity wells.  Once he was confident that he could navigate time without disturbing the timeline, approved a field test.  The results were successful he thought at first, but when he returned to his time, he noticed some slight changes that worried him too much, so was thinking of crapping the project and going back to the drawing board!  However, the assistant that accompanied him on the field test disagreed and didn't think it was necessary to be so careful.  The discrepancies were minor. However, after a heated argument, He stormed out furiously!

Argument:

Dr. Mannis:  "Back to the drawing board!"

Assistant:  "What, the field test seemed to go well?"

Dr. Mannis:  "Not well enough.  We must strive for perfection!"

Assistant:  "No!  We have been waiting for this breakthrough for too long"

Dr. Mannis:  "We will not go through this again, and you will learn your place!"

He growled No! again and stormed out!  Little did the good Dr. know that his assistant was planning to betray him from the start, to travel time for selfish gain,  which was his motivation for volunteering for this project.  He snuck back into the lab later that night, stole research, and made off with the time devices.  thinking they were the only ones.  He said to himself; "Now I can travel back and just fix some things in my life, and might as well grab me some money too while I'm at it!"  Little did he know that the Feds were following him ever since he snuck back into the lab!

Fed. Agent 1:  "Stay on him!"

Fed. Agent 2:  "Rodger!"

Suddenly he noticed them tailing him and lost them in the traffic.  When they located him again, it was too late, for he had already opened a time gravity well.  That's how they located him. They activated their devices and followed!   They had to follow him while his gravity well was still open in order to be protected from any time changes.  As the assistant executed his plan swiftly and returned:  The time changes gave him a very unpleasant surprise!

Assistant:  "What the hell!"  He said as he observed war plans flying by with zwar-stickers on them.  in fact, ever where he looked, he saw Notzi troopers and zwar-stickers! Then the Feds caught up with him, as he was saying:

Assistant:  "Oops!"

Fed. Agent 1: "Oops!? Oops!?"  "You screw up this bad and that is all you got to say?" "Come with us idiot, and tell us everywhere you went and everything you did!?"

Notzi Troops:  "Hold it right there, and don't move!"


TO BE CONTINUED!

VON BRO'


Coming Soon! Short Stories and Poems Presents! 2 Brand new stories.

 1.  A Place in Time for a Kill!

A story about the discovery of time travel.  A brilliant scientist discovers the concepts of time gravity wells and the dangers of affecting the space-time continuum and decides to scrap the project, but he was betrayed by his assistant who stoled his research and began to use the tech to travel time and kill people in his past that he thought cost him his future.  Little did he know that he was being watched by some very unscrupulous individuals.  Also, the Feds were all over him like stank on Dodo!  Also, the Government had already formed the TTEC TIME TRAVEL ENFORCEMENT COMMISSION!  A special task force to neutralize all threats to the space-time continuum, and to correct any changes in time


2. AWCAIC ANTI-WITCH-CRAFT ASSOCIATION ENFORCEMENT COMMISSION


 A Preacher is tired of losing members to the fascination with the occult tries to do something about it himself and finds himself over his head. even his wife and kids turned out to be witches! He was full of despair until he found this website.  www.awcaicwecarryoutthelawofmoses.gov . After he met them, things started to change!

Saturday, May 6, 2023

POWERFUL SPIRITUAL JEM! (Subtitle Fear of the future!)

 

            Even though not all have much faith in God, we all have concerns about where the future of the world is headed.  As ones that do have faith, and know what is about to happen, we should not be proud and arrogant and just be concerned about our own salvation, but be sounding the warning!:  "Prepare to meet the true God!"  One might recall Jesus' words when we encounter ones that appear to be troubled, anxious,  frightful, or panic-stricken

 about the signs of the times!  We may even be directly affected by these individuals and may feel our life might be in danger from them.  Do not despair. ...."Yield place to the wrath. Vengeance is mine says Jehovah".(Romans 12:19

            Notice what our lord Jesus said about the time we are facing and how it will end soon:

25 “Also, there will be signs in the sun and moon and stars,+ and on the earth anguish of nations not knowing the way out because of the roaring of the sea and its agitation. 26 People will become faint out of fear and expectation of the things coming upon the inhabited earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.+ 27 And then they will see the Son of man+ coming in a cloud with power and great glory.+ 28 But as these things start to occur, stand up straight and lift up your heads, because your deliverance is getting near.”

              Now is not the time to lose our heads.  We must keep our wits about ourselves to the extreme!  The devil would love for us to get reckless and give in to the violence all around us.  We should never think of taking anyone's life, nor should we wish for them to get what they deserve when this world comes to its end.   Remember this powerful spiritual gem: Never think of depriving someone of surviving the great tribulation and Armageddon,  for most likely all these ones will have a better chance of surviving the end of Christ's Raine of 1000 years when the devil is let loose to test ones again and afterward be given everlasting life! 

               One might ask; "What about the ones that have to get a resurrection in the new world, will they have a good chance?"  Good question!  Yes!  There are new scrolls that will be opened, however, if one had poor study habits in this world, is it a factor that may cause one not to make it into the new world.  No doubt the ones that make it through alive, will be good students of the bible, and such ones, even if they have to be resurrected or survive the destruction of this world.  Their study habits will carry over to when we receive the new scrolls, which will be in book form.  Jehovah has thought of everything! so no worries!

                 This is the time we all have been waiting for.  No matter how hard it gets, let's be determined to get to the other side, no matter what it takes.  So let us return evil for evil to no one :

17 Return evil for evil to no one.+ Take into consideration what is fine from the viewpoint of all men. 18 If possible, as far as it depends on you, be peaceable with all men.+ 19 Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but yield place to the wrath;+ for it is written: “‘Vengeance is mine; I will repay,’ says Jehovah.”+ 20 But “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by doing this you will heap fiery coals on his head.”+ 21 Do not let yourself be conquered by the evil, but keep conquering the evil with the good.+


Word!


VON BRO'


This marks the end of the preparation to meet the true God series.  Going back to the regular psycho-drama of


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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

PURE WORSHIP WILL BE ELAVATED

     How will pure worship be elevated?  The majority of the world does not believe in God or the devil.  In what way will the worship of the true God be raised above all other beliefs.  To some people, their addictions are like the God they worship.  How are ones plagued by a  debilitating addiction to porn, drugs, sex, stealing, crime, violence, and the love of money?

 The word that Isaiah the son of Amos beheld about Judah and Jerusalem.

2* And in the future days the mountain of Jehovah’s house shall be set at the head of the mountains and lifted above hills, and all the nations shall stream to it. And many peoples shall go and say “Come and let us go up to Jehovah’s mountain, to the house of the God of Jacob, to have him instruct us in ways of his that we may go in his paths,” because from Sion instruction shall go out and Jehovah’s word from Jerusalem. And he shall give judgment between the nations and pronounce verdicts for many peoples, and they shall pound their swords into hoes and their spears into pruning-hooks; nation shall not take up sword against nation, and they shall never again learn war. House of Jacob, come and let us walk in Jehovah’s light. (Isaiah 2:2-5)


  The future days are now!  All over the world, pure worship is being lifted up in the sense that in the midst of all the chaos, honest-hearted ones are embracing God's word, applying it in their life, and getting the benefits of God's powerful Word. Like in the days of Noah, only 8 souls were saved, but unfortunately, the end time will be the same. A small amount, in comparison to the ones that will perish.


Moreover, just as it occurred in the days of Noah,+ so it will be in the days of the Son of man:+ 27 they were eating, they were drinking, men were marrying, and women were being given in marriage until that day when Noah entered into the ark,+ and the Flood came and destroyed them all.+(Luke 17:26, 27)  The majority of the world will take no note as well, but the ones that appreciate the word will stream to Jehovahs Holy Mountain of instruction.  Many are looking to the wrong things to save them, even massing great riches to no avail! 

.Neither their silver nor their gold will be able to save them in the day of Jehovah’s fury;+

For by the fire of his zeal, the whole earth will be consumed,+

Because he will make an extermination, indeed a terrible one, of all the inhabitants of the earth.”+Zeph. 1:18)

Please embrace the word of God!


Word!

VON BRO


Wednesday, April 26, 2023

A CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN THOSE, WHOM HAVE SERVED GOD, AND WHO HAVE NOT! [SUBTITLE(HEATHY ADDICTION)

 Malichi 3:16-18 States:  At that time those who fear Jehovah spoke with one another, each one with his companion, and Jehovah kept paying attention and listening. And a book of remembrance was written before him+

 for those fearing Jehovah and for those meditating on* his name.+

17 “And they will be mine,”+ says Jehovah of armies, “in the day when I produce a special property.*+ I will show them compassion, just as a man shows compassion to his son who serves him.+ 18 And you will again see the distinction between a righteous person and a wicked person,+ between one serving God and one not serving him.?


               JESUS ILLUSTRATION EXPLAINED


      For many years, ones have often wondered:  "Will we ever find our way?"  According to Jesus' words in Matthew 36-43; Then after dismissing the crowds, he went into the house. His disciples came to him and said: “Explain to us the illustration of the weeds in the field.” 37 

In response, he said: “The sower of the fine seed is the Son of man; 38 the field is the world.+ As for the fine seed, these are the sons of the Kingdom, but the weeds are the sons of the wicked one,+ 39 and the enemy who sowed them is the Devil. The harvest is a conclusion of a system of things, and the reapers are angels. 40 Therefore, just as the weeds are collected and burned with fire, so it will be in the conclusion of the system of things.+ 41 The Son of man will send his angels, and they will collect out from his Kingdom all things that cause stumbling and people who practice lawlessness, 42 and they will pitch them into the fiery furnace.+ There is where their weeping and the gnashing of their teeth will be. 43 At that time the righteous ones will shine as brightly as the sun+ in the Kingdom of their Father. Let the one who has ears listen.

            
                              A HEALTHY ADDICTION

               Keeping in line with the theme of this blog site, one must endeavor to break free from bad addictions, and develop a healthy one:  Now the works of the flesh are plainly seen, and they are sexual immorality,+

 uncleanness, brazen conduct,+ 20 idolatry, spiritism,+ hostility, strife,+ jealousy,+ fits of anger, dissensions, divisions, sects,+ 21 envy, drunkenness,+ wild parties, and things like these.+ I am forewarning you about these things, the same way I already warned you, that those who practice such things will not inherit God’s Kingdom.+

22 On the other hand (, the healthy addition), the fruitage+ of the spirit is love, joy,+ peace,+ patience, kindness, goodness,+ faith, 23 mildness, self-control.+ Against such things there is no law. (GALATIANS 5:19-22 )


WORD!


VON BRO'