CAPTAIN DUNSILE VS JEZEBEL: THE DAY THE LAKE WENT DARK*
*Von Bro' - Part 1*
*GEORGE:* "Morning kids!"
*KIDS:* In unison; "Morning Papa!"
*GEORGE:* "Did you kids know that Spunkmyer had you two Lojacked somehow, monitoring everything you were doing last night? Because he calls me this morning talking about the twins. He wants them both, for college students, and case studies!?"
*KIDS:* In unison; "Twins!?" _As Susie fainted!_
*GEORGE:* "Yes, Twins!!"
*MAN-BOT:* "Yes, Papa, about that, it's my fault. He told me it was just to monitor my function while we go through the reproductive process. Had no idea it would transfer so much data to him in real time! Twins! Yes! I am the Man-bot!"
*GEORGE:* "Charming! Bring Susie back online and you get down to breakfast! We have a busy day, fishing, and fundraisers galore!"
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*To be Continued:*
*Von Bro'*
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As our heroes go about their fishing and fundraisers and everything, Crimzon Darn 2 and his sister are arriving from a time gravity well after they appropriated a device from some unsuspecting Nazis.
*JEZEBEL:* "Come brother, those bozos got what they had coming to them, and stop questioning my methods!"
*CRIMZON DARN 2:* "Methods is not exactly what I would call your behavior, sis! You are insane!"
*JEZEBEL:* "Ooh baby, you know your sister really keeps you happy and turned on. Come here, sugar, let me give you a big kiss, brother!"
*CRIMZON DARN 2:* "Very funny, little sister, always the bad girl! Come, let's change into native clothes so we don't stand out and start snooping around."
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*Meanwhile back at the fish lake!*
*GEORGE:* "Wow! We are really catching a lot of good fish today!"
*SUSIE:* "We? Papa, since Man-bot, all you have to do is just supervise!"
*GEORGE:* "Well, I still drive the boat! You have to admit that!?"
*SUSIE:* "Really, Papa, you are relaxing on auto-pilot. Just face it, you are Captain Dunsile!"
*GEORGE:* "That is Cold ❄️ 🥶 baby!"
*MAN-BOT:* "She is right, Papa. You could stay home and we could handle everything!?"
*GEORGE:* "I could really take you apart right now, Man-bot!"
*MAN-BOT:* "Sorry, Pops, just telling it like it is, Daddy-o! But you are getting soft!"
Suddenly the sky just got very dark and I triggered the thermistors on the surrounding utility poles.
*GEORGE:* "Great Seizures Ghost!"
*JEZEBEL:* "Is that the way to talk to your old girlfriend, sugar!?"
*SUSIE:* "Wow! We are being abducted by aliens!"
*GEORGE:* "Jezebel! Can't say I'm happy to see you! How in the hell did you get out of jail?"
*JEZEBEL:* "Is that all you have to say, baby!? After all we meant to each other!?" She said as she raised a strange-looking weapon. Right away George recognizes it and pressed the emergency transformation button but bypassed submarine mode so as not to give up his headquarters location. Bulletproof assault vehicle started to float and weapons came into position:
*JEZEBEL:* "Wow! You were always into the coolest gadgets in college. We could have been a great couple if you would have just seen things my way? But you chose to betray me! For that, I have to kill you!"
*GEORGE:* "See things your way? To help you start a college class in magic, witchcraft and sorcery at a Big 10 university? Witch please! I don't know how you escaped from prison but I'm sending you to hell this time, you sadistic p psychopath!!"
*SUSIE:* "Who's this scary woman, Papa? I don't like the way she talks! Let's take her down!?"
*MAN-BOT:* "Yes, Pop! She has been dissing’ us long enough! It's Clobbering Time!"
*JEZEBEL:* "Exactly what I had in mind! Launch the fighters, brother!" She said as dozens of fighting droids piled out of her space ship. Then her brother joined her and suddenly the sky over the fishing lake was lit up like Fourth of July and New Year's Eve all rolled into one.
*MAN-BOT:* "How the hell did we get into a Star Wars movie!?"
*SUSIE:* "That is irrelevant, hubby, we are in it!"
*GEORGE:* "Right kids, man weapons!"
George, command as the battle begins to rage!
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*To Be Continued*
*Von Bro'*
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