Sunday, July 19, 2015

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: “THE HEAD SHRINKER” LAST TIME ON HEAD SHRINKER:

 Doctor Calmer: “Detective Styles.  I can’t say I am glad to see you, and by the look on your face, I might not make it home before my dinner is cold.”
Detective Styles: “What! are you Psychic?  You always have a way creepily reading what’s on my mind by looking at my face.  However doc,  It aint good.  We have a hostage situation, and we need you badly  Yous maybe real late for supper.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Okay!  I’ll get my coat.”
TO BE CONTINUED:


Officer 1: Talking on a mega-phone. “You need to release the hostages, and come out with your hands up”  ‘I know you know we have snipers, and no one wants to kill anyone today.’
Stand: “I will not come out.” “And once again, these people are not my hostages, I’m being set up and you know it!
Officer 1: Okay Son!  I appreciate how you feel, however, you must come out!”
Stand: “No!” “I will only surrender to the Doc!”  “Is he here yet?”
Officer 1: “Yes!”  “He just arrived!” He said as the detective and Doctor Calmer drove up.
Doctor Calmer: “I’m going in!”  As the Doctor approaches, little does he know how much his life is going to change after this day?
Stand: “Thanks for coming Doc!”  “I’m in real big this time”  “I hope we both are going to make it out of here alive.”  “So sorry to involve you with this, but you are the only one I trust.”  “There are a lot of strong and powerful people involved with this situation, and your life and mine may depend on you believing and understanding everything I have to say.”
Doctor Calmer: “I do not understand!”  “Why have you taken hostages?”
Stand: “That’s just it!”  ‘I have not taken any hostages!”  “This is a set-up and some of them out there knows more about what’s going on than what they would tell you.”
Doctor Calmer:  “What is going on Son?”
Then he put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a membership card with unusual logo design on it and said.
Stand: “This is Big!”  “I know too much about this Club and I want out but there is only one way they want me to get out, with a toe-tag in the morgue.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Club Base 69, all about that base.’ ‘The doc says as he reads the words on the membership card.  He continues to read:
“Come out and shake your money maker with us.”  “Judging by the images on this card, I take it this club is about more than women shaking their booties.”
Stand: “You don’t know the half of it” “You know Doc.’ ‘Before this, I did not believe in God.”  “I believe now because the owner of this club must be the devil.”  I never met anyone so evil.” I once seen him take out 8 men by himself, and they shot him twice, but he still took them out with his bare hands, and drove himself to the hospital.”
Doctor Calmer: “Calm yourself Son.”  “We will get to the bottom of this”
This is how the logo appeared:


TO BE CONTINUED

VON BRO 

BRAKE FREE

Friday, May 22, 2015

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: “THE HEAD SHRINKER” LAST TIME ON HEAD SHRINKER:




Doctor Calmer:   “Why do you really think that I should go out and get me some?”  “Do you really think I would need to do it for me or would it be more for you to feel more normal.”
Hiahkeem:  “I never though of it that way before, but yes, I think you just touched on something.”  “Yes.”  “That would make me feel real normal.”  “Come with me to the strip club, and then we will go to a ‘cat house’.”
Doctor Calmer: “What about my wife?”  “If I went with you, how would it affect her?”
Hiahkeem:  “I have been meaning to ask you about that.”  “How can you just be happy with just one woman?”  “I have tried it, it does not work for me.”  I see other women, and I got to have them too.”  “What is my problem doc”….. He says as he starts to cry.
TO BE CONTINUED


Doctor Calmer: “I am sorry son, our session is up for today, however I will tell you this.  It is not completely your fault.  A lot of behaviors have been programed into all of us  against our will, and without us even knowing it.  Go home to your wife, and think about the things we talked about to day.”
Hiahkeem: “Okay doc. I will.  Sorry for the disrespectfulness.  I don’t know what came over me.”
Doctor Calmer: “It is quite alright.  There are forces at work, you are not aware of, or would not understand or believe if I told you.  Check with Lisa on your way out.  Looking forward to our next session.”
Hiahkeem: “Okay! I will.”
The doctor’s next visitor is not a patent, although the type of job he does, will almost guarantee one day he will be.  He is a police officer whom has to hunt down and capture sexual predators and rapists and murders of all sorts. and he is in his office on a case.
Doctor Calmer: “Detective Styles.  I can’t say I am glad to see you, and by the look on your face, I might not make it home before my dinner is cold.”
Detective Styles: “What! are you Psychic?  You always have a way creepily reading what’s on my mind by looking at my face.  However doc,  It aint good.  We have a hostage situation, and we need you badly  Yous maybe real late for supper.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Okay!  I’ll get my coat.
TO BE CONTINUED.
BRAKE FREE

Thursday, March 26, 2015

“Obsession Phrases"5

 

Staring at me with such penetrating intensity that it made me a little uncomfortable. I thought about approaching her but quickly changed my mind because she didn’t have that curvy figure, graceful long legs or a tempting face that I always looked for. I mentally rejected her & removed her from my list of possibilities for that evening. But just as I started to walk away, I heard a mysterious voice…

“Hi! I am Kelsey.” I turned around & this woman was standing right next to me as she continued to stare at me with her chocolate brown eyes. “Oh Hi, I am Patrick” I said, with slight reluctance. But then, with a welcoming smile, she whispered something so magical into my ear that I couldn't help but be taken on a journey with her. The more she talked, the more intrigued I felt. Minutes turned into hours & I couldn’t take my eyes away from her, not even for a minute. I spent the rest of the night wrapped up in her words & although she appeared almost ordinary at first… Now I started liking everything about her. more

Sunday, March 22, 2015

………phrases 2

But, I wasn't going to give up. I wanted him to like me and I was willing to do whatever it took to make it happen. I don't know if it was a matter of pure luck or accident, but I discovered something which just didn't make this guy like me, it actually made him "LOVE" me like crazy. Moreover, within a very short amount of time, I turned into a true "Man Magnet" and men started flocking to me like bees to honey. What did I discover that changed everything for me you ask?

I'll tell you about it in a second, but before that let me explain something important... Have you ever seen a woman who can make any guy go absolutely crazy for her, and do the dumbest and sometimes even embarrassing things to please her? And at the same time have you ever seen a woman who does everything right, yet she is never able to get the love or attention she desperately desires from her man? Most women don't get this; in fact, most women dress sexy, cook great meals and try to logically convince a man to like them. …more

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Make you feel WANTED…

How to make any man convince himself that you’re the.

Only woman he’s meant to be with. Have you ever seen a man wish, want and need you so intensely that he wasn’t able to make himself interested in anyone else but you?

Have you ever seen him ache with so much love that just thinking about you brings a smile to his face & makes him go weak in the knees? Well, I’m about to reveal a shocking but surprising secret that will completely knock the winds out of you, but only in a good way.

My name is Kelsey & I am here to reveal the secret psychology behind how men fall in love. I’ll give you access to a hidden backdoor in the male psychology which initiates a chemical process in his mind that naturally inspires him to make you feel SAFE…

Make you feel WANTED…

But more importantly make you feel LOVED like you’re the most important woman in the world. And I'll show you how to do this using nothing but simple little words that you can whisper into any man's ears.

These words activate a man’s natural instinct to protect, care for & bond with a woman. Here is how it works – When a man hears these special words, his brain releases something called the “Bonding Chemical” throughout his body that makes his heartbeat rise, gets him excited & a delicious feeling of love erupts inside him.

More importantly, when he hears these words from YOU, he will feel you in his heart,

find you in his thoughts & will experience such an addictive feeling of love around you that he will instinctively desire to commit, comfort & pleasure you for the rest of his life. This method behind these words involves 2 basic stages…

In the first stage, I’ll show you how to psychologically condition any man to grow emotionally attached to you. Here he will start to feel that you are that one special woman he was always meant to be with & if you’re already with him, he will grow even more attached to you.

He will start to love every little thing about you, your smile, your eyes, the sound of your voice & the loving warmth of your touch whenever he is by your side.

In the second stage, I’ll show you how to awaken his protector instincts which arouses his natural need to commit to you & stay committed to you forever.

Here he will tell you that he never wants to lose you and your presence gives him this special feeling of fulfillment like nothing else in the world can.

You will feel this affection through the simplest little gestures - you will feel it in the way he holds you, the way he hugs you, the way he leans his head upon your shoulder & how he lovingly plays around with your hair while telling you that you’re more than everything he’s ever wanted in his life. Okay, I can almost smell the eagerness building up inside you and I know you’re super hungry to learn this. Therefore without keeping any more suspense, follow this link right now...more

Sunday, February 22, 2015

SEO SUCCESS UPDATE:

 

 

                      

          Good graphics, professional coding and programming, and original relevant content, are just some of the building blocks of a successful web-site.  One must make sure everything is validated with the w3c web-site, develop a coding standards that assures that the site will continue to function for years to come….more

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: “THE HEAD SHRINKER”



This story is about a shrink who has many clients whom he has to see daily and about their many attempts to affect him or to tempt him with their addictions.
Doctor Calmer:  “Hi Bill!” ‘It is good to see you again, but I am not happy about the circumstances of this encounter.”  “You were making such progress the last time I saw you and now, why are you back?”
Bill:  “I never though of my self of being crazy, or having a sexual addiction, however this recurring  dream keeps coming to me, and I can’t explain it.”
Doctor Calmer:  “What kind of dreams are you having?”
Bill:  “Strange, weird dreams!”
Doctor Calmer:  “What makes you think these dreams are sexual in nature?’ ‘Your profile is kleptomania.”  “You can’t control your erg to steal things.”  “Why do think the dreams are sexual in nature?” 
Bill:  “Well, you are the doctor, you tell me what's  going on!”  “The dream starts the same way.”  “I am trying to break into this house and I am having some difficulty.”  “Then I am in and there are all kinds of good things to steal.”  Suddenly out of no where, a huge penis comes and starts thrashing the life out of me.”  “I try to fight back, but it is too big and to fast for me.”  “I never even got a chance to see what or who was holding the penis.”  “It just beats me down real bad, and I remember waking up outside the house again on the front lawn, covered with urine.”
Doctor Calmer:  “This does not prove that your dreams are sexual in nature.”  “Your sexual inadequacies do to erectile dysfunction are simply  affecting your sub-courteous ,  making you feel a lack of confidence to successfully break into homes and steal things.”
Bill:  “Hey!”  “I never said anything about any erectile dysfunction!”
Doctor Calmer:  “You did not need to.”  “When you told me about your dream,’ ‘It was quite clear to me.”  “That is all for today.”  “Your session is up.”
NEXT PATIENT
Doctor Calmer:  “Hiahkeem”!  “How are you today?”
Hiahkeem:  “Horny as ever doc.”  “I don’t think the treatment is going to help me.”  “I got to have me some sex.”  “I don’t think I am sick.”  “I feel anyone that do-not do the same is strange.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Am I one of those people you think is strange?”  “Be honest!”
Hiahkeem:  “Well, no’…’not really.”
Doctor Calmer:  “Be honest!”
Hiahkeem:  “Well, no’…’not really strange, but you never smile, hardly.”  “If you went out and get you some, that would put a smile on your face.”  “A big smile.”
Doctor Calmer:   “Why do you really think that I should go out and get me some?”  “Do you really think I would need to do it for me or would it be more for you to feel more normal.”
Hiahkeem:  “I never though of it that way before, but yes, I think you just touched on something.”  “Yes.”  “That would make me feel real normal.”  “Come with me to the strip club, and then we will go to a ‘cat house’.”
Doctor Calmer: “What about my wife?”  “If I went with you, how would it affect her?”
Hakeem:  “I have been meaning to ask you about that.”  “How can you just be happy with just one woman?”  “I have tried it, it does not work for me.”  I see other women, and I got to have them too.”  “What is my problem doc”….. He says as he starts to cry.
TO BE CONTINUED