The world is crazy, and these stories or a hokes, let us tickle your funny bone, 'cause we got jokes!?
Shedding light into darkness
First of all I want to straighten out some facts, and yes this is that Dr. rest his soul, who used to assist ones with ending their life. Helping them to die with dignity, instead of suffering a long time.
For the life of me, I don't know why he keeps being mistaken for this guy. He will never assist anyone with suicide, and in fact, he will pray for you and preach the word to you! However no he can not help you with that, but if you want to keep grabbing this bull by the horns, you might run into this guy:
Darth Winter! Then you need to chill! He will teach you the true nature of the force! So-to-speak. Again, he will not assist you with suicide, but you will learn a lesson. "Give yourself to the Dark side!"
In time you will learn to call him Master! Lol 😁😂😁😂😀!
Impressive, most impressive!
Cool your jets, Vader, we are coming to you, and you will get your turn.
Next, we want to talk about this guy:
Mr. Perry! He has come a long way in shedding light into darkness. Looks safe to meet in a dark alley!
Don't underestimate this individual though!? The dark side doesn't have anything on her. It's like she invented the dark side. If you want to make her mad, just ask her: "What would Jesus do?" She would get a rope, and fashion it into a whip, and drive you out of her house with it! Just to make a point, with her Jethro Bodine 6 grade bible-educated self.
Doesn't she have a prostate? I think I heard that somewhere!
Not going to ask you again Vader, to stop interrupting!?
Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
That's it! You are going to get lunch for everyone!
Ok, my bad! Perhaps Mr. Perry would let me use his car. My shuttle is in the shop!
Yes Mr., Vader, it will be fine, just put some gas in it, and can I know, what happened to your shuttle?
It was nothing really, just me and Han Sole got into a drag-race, cause he is always bragging about his Millennium Falcon, So I thought I would knock a hole in him in a race. and bring him down a notch, but I hit a bank curve a little too fast n spinned out of control, but don't worry Mr. Perry! I m not going to be racing in your car. I will go out to Mc Donald's and come straight back, scout's honor!
Okay, Vader, wonderful story. Get going to the store, and you promised, no racing! Come straight back? Our next guess is Father Guido Sarducci What do you have to add to our discussion?
Thank you, and glad to be hear on your show Mr. Slice-o-life! That is a weird name, but to-each-his -own! Anyway I am hear to introduce a new church I found, called; The First United Church of the Supreme Jehovahs, Where every one gets to be Jehovah. In fact, when ever any one wants to play God, all you need to do is just raise your hand, and the official Jehovah garment will be provided for you.
Wow! That sounds extraordinary! Tell me, How does that work?
Well once a member puts on the garment, it is turned on, for it has buttons and switches on it, and they are transformed and able to float around the room, with great speed, and they become shrouded in a dark cloud with an awesome display of lightning and thick gloom fire and smoke and quivering fire! Also there is a button one can press, and it makes the ground tremble! It's a truly awesome experience!
Well that is an exceptional report. A bit strange, but what is the purpose for such a extreme service at a church?
So glad you asked? So many people just don't study the word of God like they should, and when they hear something new they never heard, they are too quick to judge, and question everything. I know that you have heard the expression that imitation, is the biggest form of flattery, however we do not wish to flatter anyone. The word says that is no good. However one of the apostles said if one boast in anything, boast in the almighty. As you and some of your homies would say; Word!
Thank you for that explanation. And you don't think some one took things just a little to literal?
No! We have a very Awesome God! Every one should Know!
Okay and thank you for that! Okay last but not least , where is he oh there he is. Just getting back from Mc Donald's, and passing out every bodies food. Good job Vader!
Okay I'm ready now , and can I take this mask off , because people need to know I'm not like this anymore?
Yes! that will be fine Vader!
That's better. I got Mc DJ JD Slice-o-Life to have this show to help people to know why I gave in to the dark side. I was driven by forces out of my control.
Hold up Mr. Skywalker, wasn't it booty, that made you turn to the dark side?
What!? Now who's interrupting? That is not true! I was in love!
No! It was that booty! I myself might have went to the dark side for her, it stuck out like a thumb that her butt was loaded with the the dark side of the force! LOL 😄😂😄! You should have saw that coming a mile away, Skywalker!
tRight!? Very funny! you outta be a comedian!? Also I see your point. Also it brings me to how I feel. I think the order was wrong for forbidding to marry. Being able to have a mate is the way it should be to keep a balance. If some do not wish to marry, that should be their choice. I think your worship book has something to say about that, if I am not mistaken!?
CONCLUTION: In conclusion, to shed more light into darkness, I would like to get on my soap-box for a moment about the subject Mr. Skywalker touched on, about man's preciouses gift God gave us. It is painfully obvious how important our sweet sisters in life are to us. Men, let's make a more valiant effort to treat them with the respect they deserve. Powerful light, and Powerful darkness. however if we are true to the light, the light is more than enough to overpower the Darkness. Word!
So in signing off; Never be board, pull out your S Word, and take a nice slice of life!
Von Bro'
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