Assistant: "What the hell!" He said as he observed war plans flying by with zwar-stickers on them. in fact, ever where he looked, he saw Notzi troopers and zwar-stickers! Then the Feds caught up with him, as he was saying:
Assistant: "Oops!"
Fed. Agent 1: "Oops!? Oops!?" "You screw up this bad and that is all you got to say?" "Come with us idiot, and tell us everywhere you went and everything you did!?"
Notzi Troops: "Hold it right there, and don't move!
TO BE CONTINUED!
After the fed agents caught up with the unauthorized time traveler! (UTT), They moved swiftly to correct the timeline event. (TE) Because of the government funding, they were well equipt and well prepared! The proper protocol for time travel is to be clocked while navigating a time gravity well. (TGW) A UTT would be unaware of such a protocol. In other words, the only one visible to the Nottzi Troops is the assistant.
Fed. Agent 1: "Don't move and don't panic?" "We are clocked, and now you are clocked too!" "Let's go fool!" "We need to interrogate you first, and we need your full cooperation to correct the timeline!" He said as they ascended back into a new TGW.
Notzi Troops: "What just happened?" "Where did he go?"
Assistant: "Yes sir, but what's going to happen to me!?"
Fed. Agent 1: "Really!" "You must have forgotten to read the fine print when you signed up for this job!?" "Most likely you will be executed depending on what and how many violations!" "Best case scenario, life in prison!" The feds. worked swiftly and discovered that all he did was kill someone and steal some money, however, the changes in the timeline occurred, by some Notzi sympathizers that followed him, and took one of his devices while he was not paying attention. After correcting all UTTs and TE's, they returned to the present:
Fed. Agent 1: "Mission accomplished!" Back at the lab!
Dr. Mannis: "So sorry about my assistant." "All his credentials checked out!"
Fed. Agent 1: "Unfortunately, no one is going to wear a tee-shirt that says, I want to travel time and steal stuff, and kill people."
Dr. Mannis: "He Seamed so stable, and gifted in his field." "Since Nephewtism is allowed, I will hire my daughter to assist me!"
Fed. Agent 1: "Sounds good to me Sir, for she was a good student at the academy and such a good looker!
Dr. Mannis: "Might I add that she is still single Too!"
Fed. Agent 1: "Very Subtle Doc!"
TO BE CONTINUED
VON BRO'
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